Pervert in the house

I think I just added a pervert onto my MSN list. First he said he's 25 when his profile says he's 27. Then when I asked him about that, he said oops, he's sorry and that he's always blur at this time of the day. It's 4pm for goodness sake! How tired can you be?! And it's a sunday! Even if you went out all night, you would have woke up now already! Secondly, when I asked how come he doesn't comment in sgforums, he said he just joined not long ago. His profile says that he joined on the 25th september 2005! Thirdly, the first few things he asked are:

1) Am I attached?
2) Do I have a picture?
3) Don't suppose I have a webcam? (to which I said no, although I do have)

Oh now he is asking if I'm not intending to hook up with guys in NUS, sure that there are worthy guys around (is he talking about himself?!)

Everything screams "pervert".

This should be fun.

Oh oh! He just asked if I ever had a boyfriend and then followed it by asking if I ever felt horny! =D This is so interesting, but scary. So bloody obvious what he wants.

I asked how he knew if I was from NUS, he said it used to be on my profile. What crap!
I think I'm getting on his nerves, from the way I'm replying. Very bored, very cold.

Why am I giving all of you a live account of what I'm experiencing now?

Pervert, pervert, I'm so going to block him... Though I know there are some people who will gladly meet him for sex or engage in cybersex with him.

Ok, why am I talking about porn with him now?

Tsk, I'm bad at lying, he blocked me first. Damn. I wanted to see his cock!

No, wait! He didn't block me! Ok, he thinks I'm this gorgeous girl (I showed him a fake picture). Hey, I have to lie to him, right? I'm feeling quite bad now, but oh well...
*grin* It's going to get a tiny itsy bitsy bit gross ok? If you all don't want to know just skip over the next paragraph.

He masturbated through webcam! Bright lights, nice picture, okay cock. Only thing is he isn't circumcised, which erm, I kind of find it disgusting. He was going to cum, asked me to talk dirty with him, so I humoured him and luckily (hehz) it wasn't very long before he came. Thanks to somebody, I had a little practice at it.

Ok, if you skipped you can start reading from here!

I showed him a picture of this pretty girl SH once sent me. SH, if you want to know which, come ask me, I'll show you which one.
Then nothing much lah, kept hinting that we should meet, but how could I? =) He says he's a medical student doing his postgraduate studies in NUS, and I don't exactly believe him. But mmm, I feel like seeing some cock now.
After he's done I continued with my excuse, even said that I'm late going out and that what am I supposed to tell my friend later on. I'm guessing he believed me, took every one of my word for it. I'm evil hor? Shouldn't it be guy bluff girl? Why now is I bluff guy?

Realized I sound darn ironical. Different parts of this entry is written at different timings.


I hope none of you is that guy.