Hmph! Rabbits...

Whenever I'm being silly or ridiculous, I breathe, think and then talk to myself. It worked pretty well.

Until I turned in my chair one day and saw my rabbit looking at me weirdly, out of the corner of it's eye, the carrot still stuck in its mouth. I swear, it's a terribly slow eater. I grinned at it sheepishly, explained that I'm just uh, you know, uh talking to myself, nothing new. It went into a spasm and then went on chewing on its carrot, giving me that very odd look whenever I pass by it.

Rabbits.